国外幽默风趣的段子

1、“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when thesun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.” 你说你爱雨,但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞; 你说你爱太阳,但当日当空时你却往荫处躲; 你说你爱风,但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子; 所以当你说你也爱我,我却会为此而烦忧。

2、My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” 我对你的深情无法付诸言语, 除了一句“滚一边去”!

3、My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝,我的挚爱,我美丽的贤妻, 我这辈子就毁在你手里。

4、Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you cause I was pissed. 爱是上天赐福,爱情多么美好, 可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。

5、Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聪慧、多情而性感, 可惜这些你一条都不占。

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